thats right the best penguins right winger ever needs to come back to pittsburgh but only in a differnt uniform and on a differnt playing surface....you may be sayin.."He is a hockey player!"...SO! whats your point Barnaby is the most amazing sports athlete in this and the last milleninium...and would rule the football tundra.....What position?...ALL OF THEM....he can do it all pass for 500 yards at QB, rush for 300 and 7 TD'sat RB, recive for 400 yards and 10 TD's, sack the QB 22.5 times in one game, kick a 79 yard FG...you get the point....Barnaby can do it all....so Steelers open your eyes and present Matthew with one of these....
Friday, December 29, 2006
what the Steelers need
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Steelers 7 Ravens 31
Sidney come play football too..PLEASE!
This one started slow and seemed to be pretty good then all of a suddend I see Steelers on offense and 2 minutes later Ed Reed going the other way with the football and Ben is off to a Ben like start...YAY!!!
Baltimore just starts to take a piss on us like they just drank an entire 5 litters of cola and just said...PISS TIME! and I think that Najeh has just had to much of an effect on the Steelers cause all we do is poop the bed. Worst part is Ben sucked all game adn guess what....Chuck Batch was not put in until a minute was left...I hate Bill Cowher, I hate Ben, I have Ward/Wilson/Holmes. trade tthem all and let Nate play every position out there. I dont wanna talk any more about this game...Nate touched the ball once cause Ben sucks dick...
UP TO DATE NATE STATS 12-24
RECEPTIONS:34The Chronicles of Washington
TAMPA BAY
I hope Holmes goes out with Ray Lewis one night and gets arrested for murder....HAHA. I would be happier then a young child on christmas Eve. but Steelers win 20-3 and playoff talks still in mind of all Steeler fans.
CLEVELAND
NO WARD OR WILSON!!!!!! now we dont have a lazy SOB and a overated superbowl MVP....YESSSSS. Nates day to shine adn did he yes..The criminal Holmes did the usual and stole the spotlight
I'll be takeing tat from you Nate
Nate did get a touchdown in the waloping of the Browns and that running back ran for alot of yards I think Fast Wandy maybe?
no not you you weird looking mo-fo
not to much to talk about in this game other than we won that Wandy guy or Willie broke some record...big deal. Nate Td lets see a picture of that Beauty
Always loves the fans! what a guy
CAROLINA
Steelers win yay....who care Ward the ball hog was back and since Ben and Ward have bum sex toghether Ben only passed to Ward and he sometimes caught the ball but most passes are intended for who knows where....
one horrible pass from Carolina to Germany coming right up
so Nate gets one reception in Bens no INT game which made no sense since Ben is the worst QB since The pryamids were errected back in Egyt. Ben sucks end of story no doubt about it....scratch my back with a rusty hacksaw then chop Bens right arm off with it. Steelers win 37-3
full recap on todays game later....
Back and better
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
WWE RAW= NATE SITEING
My night has been made, me adn the fellow Nater's are in utter amazement and do not belive what just happened. The we remember we brought a poster board and maker with us for a sign to make so it hits us we are makeing one for Nate..so here it is.
step back stone cold there is a new 3:16 in town, and this one can walk it out
So we are pumped try to get him or a Steeler to see it all night. On that note there was a boozed up Jeff Reed there too who is a massive John Cena fan haha it was great.
"CENA, CENA,::BARF::" sorry man i'm drinking away the pain of that loss
So later that night we see Nate and 2 other men leaving yell "NATE NATE NATE." the front man looks laughs pokes Nate he looks adn in return points to us....yes Nate Washington pointed to us. Life has been completed there is nothing left to do. Acknowledged by the great one himself. Forget Ben, forget Bay, forget Swann, forget the bus.....NATE WASHINGTON..Also a boozed up Sean Casey was there too
beer the drink of ALMOST champions...loser
So Monday November 27, 2006 will be the greatest day in history untill we met of course the greatest annoucner ever...
JIM ROSS reporting ringside and welcome to the steel city
Monday, November 27, 2006
two former world champs colide
so this will be the first game the Steelers play where nobody is thinking "we can do it"the fans will watch but their blood might have changed from black and gold to just blue.
"YOU CAN DO IT" we wish we couldso here is my predictions always have two
if ben plays: Steelers 13 Buccaners 24, Nate; 3 receptions 35 yards
if Ben does not play: Steelers 38 Buccaners 14, Nate; 5 receptions 110 yards, 2 touchdowns
So if cowher decides to coach the game and not play little Ben we will win this one, if Ben plays may we rest in peace
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Steelers 0 Ravens 27
Ryan Leaf >Little Ben
and of course if your not down with that I got two words for ya...SUCK IT. Rest of the game was down hill but guess who still shined out in a team full of horrible football players his name..Nate Washington. 4 receptions 49 yards. With Ben under center thouse are good stats considering Ben does not pass to Nate and when he does it is the worst passes alive. Its almost like he thinks he is passing to Yao Ming. And its amazing he got any passes off while getting sacked 9 times haha Ben is so bad. so back to Nate....2nd adn 10 Nate gets an 8 yard reception...swets up a willie run for first down..a few plays later..he gets a pass cross the middle, holds onto the ball. We belive that Ben was attempting to kill him but we called Gil Grissom to investigate
CSI: Baltimore, where was Rey Lewis when The Crocidle Hunter died?
So Nate had 2 more receptions and come on you know he never misses unless again Ben attempts to kill him when he is double covered with a safety on the way in too...so as you can see a good game and bad game
GOOD:Nate showed Balti whats up
BAD:Ben is still playing football and not working at cost-co
13.50 and hour Ben come on do it, do itso check tommrow for a preview of the game veres the Buccaqueers
NATE WASHINGTON STATS AS OF 11-26
- RECEPTIONS: 27
- RECEPTION YARDS: 434
- RUSH: 2
- RUSH YARDS: 8
- TOTAL YARDS: 442
- TOUCHDOWNS: 3
- TACKLES: 2
Friday, November 24, 2006
STEELERS 24 BROWNS 20
When your fans where fries for a shity QB...you know your bad
The Steelers "Nasty" D let up 308 yards....haha nasty give me a break. If in nasty you mean the worst in the NFL then yes you are correct. the only thing the Steelers deffense does is play on the bikes on the sideline and try to walk it out like Nate Washington. Everyone who thinks Nate sucks, We got two words for ya..... SUCK IT. Now lets go to the highlights of the game....
Nate Washington caught two of the worst quarterbacks passes on the final drive for the Steelers. He had a 13 yard catch which gave the steelers a first down on a crucial 3rd down play. He also had a first down reception worth 8 yards when he fought for extra yards, putting the steelers in first and goal territory. This set up "fast" willie parker's lucky reception from mr hall of fame roethlisberger, who never makes mistakes....
Mr. Nate Washington was the first to congratulate the receiver, Parker. Ben ran to the sidelines and did a little dance that looked terrible.
On a side note, the steelers looked like they were going to guarentee a 2nd straight superbowl win when Hines Ward limped off the field. I thought he was out for the season, which would of made Nate the #3 wide reciever and gave him more recieving oppourtunities.. Too bad Ward was faking the injury just to get all of our hopes up... Here is a picture of him crying...
when I saw Ward limping off the field I was planning a party then the pussy was on the field later and the party was cancelled
So Sunday we got the first place Ravens from baltimore. Who knows even former WWE superstar Raven will be there.
the Steelers have no chance to win if Ben does not figure out how to pass to Nate Washington, the only Steeler worth talking about. So we will see you Sunday night when the post pops up seeing if Ben will finaly grow up.
NATE WASHINGTON'S STATS AS OF 11-24
- RECEPTIONS: 23
- RECEPTION YARDS: 385
- RUSHS: 2
- RUSH YARDS: 8
- TOTAL YARDS: 393
- TOUCHDOWNS: 3
- TACKLES: 2
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Steelers 38 Saints 31
Troy Polomalu apperintly had to be watched so he ddi not try to play football? At least Joe Buck and Troy Aikman said so and you know thats grade commentating. If Troy wants to play let him in but I doubt he is going to run onto the field.....but anyway to the man that makes the Steelers click...Nate Washington.
Nate had an early reception for a small gain early in the game for 6 yards short of a first down...then later in the redzone Ben threw to Nate high..I think he might have seen Yao Ming in the endzone it was thrown so high...Then the announchers went on about how Ben loves Nate considering he never passes to him....ever unless its a last minute pass or Hail Mary. To end the 2nd half Ben threw a Prayer to the endzone and it was high as a bird and Nate tried at it and almost had it. Later Nate had a diving first down grab for 22 yards. That had Nate finish with 2 recpetions for 28 yards. Strong stats for when Ben is throwing to triple covered recivers like pussy Cedric Wilson.
wahh i'm to scared to take a hit....pussy
NATE STATS AS OF 11-14-06
- receptions- 21
- reception yards- 362
- rushing attempts- 2
- rushing yards- 8
- all-purpose yards- 370
- touchdowns- 3
- tackles- 2
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Steelers vs Saints preview
the savior of the Super Steelers
Tommy Maddox would make smart choices such as passing to the great one Nate Washington who is underminded by Ben...example on the Steelers first drive against Miami, Chuck Batch threw to Nate a little high incomplete. Nate heads to the sidelines and Ben says "This is not pre- season anymore Nate." After every Interception Ben throws I belive Nate has the right to say anything to Ben...example "Ben this is not UPMC general hospital you cant just lay down all game"....Ben needs to go if he can to recgonize the greatness of Nate Washington.
PREDICTION
If Nate is passed to more than 3 times: Steelers-34 Saints-21
If Nate is not passed to: Steelers 14- Saints-27